Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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