I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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