butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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