Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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