yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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