You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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