It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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