why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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