is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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