He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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