We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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