So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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