Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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