Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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