Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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