i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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