why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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