I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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