The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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