and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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