Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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