Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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