Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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