Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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