Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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