For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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