At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
