please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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