Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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