I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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