so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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