that's an acceptable place to lick
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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