She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
im on a boat
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