Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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