My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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