it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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