tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize