Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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