bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
