I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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