Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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