I didn't shave. On purpose
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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