do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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