Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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