She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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