would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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