Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
tell me about the fingering
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