Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
