have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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