He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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