like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm really busy with my period
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