I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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